Dear Tooth Fairy,
I have a bone to pick with you. Please explain to me why my daughter's tooth fell out on a Monday and you didn't show up until Thursday? Two mornings in a row I had to see that heart broken little face that you didn't show up and put $1 under her pillow. What's your deal lady? I don't want to hear any lame excuses like you were laid up in the hospital or you were stuck in traffic or a billion other kids lost their tooth the same day.
Come on TF, a little girl is 5 only once in her life. Please get your act together. You're making me look bad.
Sincerely,
Jill's mom
Maybe it's because you called him a "lady"?? ;-)
ReplyDeletecome on, everyone knows the tooth fairy is a girl. just because the rock likes to wear pink tutus and tights does not make him the tooth fairy!
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