Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Should I have my rocker chick card revoked?

It's official.  I've become one of those Moms.  The Mom that loves her kids' music.  The Mom that loves those inappropriately young boy bands.  The Mom that watches all those Disney channel shows like Big Time Rush and Good Luck Charlie and actually laughs out loud.

My Spotify library is full of Justin Beiber and Hannah Montana and Rihanna.  And I actually like it!  Not one Metallica or Disturbed or Pearl Jam song.  How in the world did this happen?

But the true nail in the coffin was the fact that I went to the Ultra Music Festival last weekend and I LOVED it!  All electronic dance music.  I thought it was going to be torture.  I thought I was going to be miserable listening to all that house music.  But I wasn't.  I loved it.  I danced all night.  And I was so sad when the night ended.  It went by way too fast.  I could've listened to it for another 6 hours.  My friend and I are already making plans for next years show.  I know, crazy.

How does that old saying go?  You can take the girl out of Ozzfest but don't ever let her go to Ultra because she'll turn into a total bass head.  Something like that.

I'm so confused on what to say now when someone asks me what kind of music I like.  I still think of myself as being a rocker chick.  But my Spotify library tells a different story...

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

I am Jill's post nasal drip

Kudos to any of you who recognize that as a reference from one of the greatest movies of all time, Fight Club.

Anywho... any of you who spend any significant amount of time with me know that I suffer from the most annoying cough in the world.  I ALWAYS have it.  It never goes away but, rather, goes through varying degrees of bad to worse.  This cough is caused by a post nasal drip.  The post nasal drip is caused by allergies.  I have had this condition for YEARS now.  It all started when I was pregnant with this one.  In an attempt to be rid of this cough forever, I have started seeing an ENT (ear, nose, throat) doctor.  He recently diagnosed me with this.  So now I'm on an allergy nose spray and an acid reflux pill.  I also do a nasal rinse (which is shooting saline water up my nostrils to clean out and sterilize my nasal passages.  this does NOT feel awesome.).  None of which have been particularly helpful over the last week.  But I guess I must give it time.

I recently also underwent allergy testing.  Anyone ever done this before?  This was actually the second time I have been allergy tested.  I got 88 pin pricks on my back (which DID feel awesome actually.  what is wrong with me??) and 88 injections in my arms.  It's the same 88 allergans just in different strengths.  Lucky for me, I tested pretty severely to many indoor AND outdoor allergans.  Isn't that great?  I can't live indoors or outdoors.

I have this test coming up also, where they will test my vocal cords and swallowing.  I'm really hoping that either testing or meds will start to get this under control.  This cough is so frustrating.  Sometimes I can't sleep because of it.  Sometimes my core muscles get extremely sore from coughing so much and so hard.  Sometimes I pee myself because I cough so hard.  Sometimes my head feels like it's going to explode from of it.  Not to mention, the constant sniffling, blowing my nose and clearing my throat.  It's annoying to everyone.  Not just me.  I feel bad for the people that sit around me at work.  Even the kids have commented "Mom, when is that cough going to go away?"  I don't know, that's all I can say.

I'm trying people, I'm trying.  Whatever you do, don't offer me a cough drop or water or ask if I'm "taking anything for that cough".  I will punch you in the face.